When Ari Shaffir tries to covertly carry pot gummy bears through customs in Australia, he runs into some trouble. This Is Not Happening premieres Thursday, January 22 at 12:30am/11:30c. Watch…
The Amazing Racist – he no longer posts on his #youtube channel because
now he is a professional comic on #ComedyCentral – can you please rehire
Dave Chappel, so we can hear real funny drug stories, oh wait……….this
is getting funny. – http://www.DrudgeReport.TV
I know that feeling! Reminds me of a few years ago I was growing magic
mushrooms in my dorm, and there was an illegal inspection by the RAs. They
got picture evidence and called in my roommate and interrogated him for two
hours. Then I got called in, but I had already made up a story that fit
what my roommate told them.
I was still pretty sure I was going to prison for at least a year for
felony production/distribution of a schedule 1, but instead the lady
interviewing me was super nice. I told my little story and she’s like “ok,
you’re good to go.” Was out of there in literally 5 minutes xD
I’m from California and I’ve taken pot into so many countries. Never been
caught. I go all around the EU, Korea, Japan, and Mexico. I’ve had my bags
searched by the Koreans, but they leave all your food items alone. Which is
where I keep the weed.
Probably helps that I’m not black, latino or middle eastern.
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damn ari is fucking funny!
Ari’s special “Paid Regular” premiers on Comedy Central tonight! Watch it!
The Amazing Racist – he no longer posts on his #youtube channel because
now he is a professional comic on #ComedyCentral – can you please rehire
Dave Chappel, so we can hear real funny drug stories, oh wait……….this
is getting funny. – http://www.DrudgeReport.TV
I know that feeling! Reminds me of a few years ago I was growing magic
mushrooms in my dorm, and there was an illegal inspection by the RAs. They
got picture evidence and called in my roommate and interrogated him for two
hours. Then I got called in, but I had already made up a story that fit
what my roommate told them.
I was still pretty sure I was going to prison for at least a year for
felony production/distribution of a schedule 1, but instead the lady
interviewing me was super nice. I told my little story and she’s like “ok,
you’re good to go.” Was out of there in literally 5 minutes xD
good shit
What is the theme song
Lol very funny. He’s at a strip club doing stand up. Look at all the
finger prints on the stripper pole. Lol
Ari’s drug stories are always 10/10
I bet his friend in the story was Joe Rogan.
Fucking love Ari! Great stories #skeptictank #paidregular #comedy
I’m from California and I’ve taken pot into so many countries. Never been
caught. I go all around the EU, Korea, Japan, and Mexico. I’ve had my bags
searched by the Koreans, but they leave all your food items alone. Which is
where I keep the weed.
Probably helps that I’m not black, latino or middle eastern.
This was a really good one
died at “look at all the black people”