Best Jokes Of 08.Part 1?

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.
”
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.
I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will
be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt
anyone.

We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She
deserves it. Don’t worry Dad.
I’m 15 and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.
I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that’s in my center desk drawer. I love you.
Call me when it’s
safe to come home.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation –

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’

That pretty much ended the service.

Hope You Enjoyed 2008…. and their will be Many More Jokes to come in 09…Thanks for your Time Here On Y/A.