What if Barney Frank ran for Governor of Alabama?

I’m talking about Barney Frank making a move from Massachusetts down to The South to create Liberal changes to the state of Alabama.

In an effort protect the state of Alabama and The South from the recession, Barney Frank would introduce radical changes to the Southern State.

1) All towns in Western Alabama will be forced by the state Governor Barney Frank to form a socialist colony and experiment with equal wealth society under Liberal principles.

2) Barney Frank would impose a tax on gasoline that the state would use to build a high-speed rail from Mobile to Birmingham as an emergency escape route for poor people in the event of another Hurricane Katrina.

3) Alabama would experience state income and tax property tax increases, but this money would be used to fund a state welfare system to help the poor people use the money to buy and mortgage new homes.

4) Alabama would legalize gay/lesbian marriage.

5) Marijuana would be legalized across the entire state of Alabama, most benefiting the hippie tribes of the forests of Northern Alabama

6) State funding under Barney Frank would ensure that every town in Alabama has no more than 1 McDonalds and at least 1 healthy organic vegetarian restaurant.

7) Smoking would be banned in all restaurants in Alabama, if not already.

8) Alabama would eliminate speed limits on all highways and NO speed traps.

9) Alabama would have stricter state standards on reducing carbon emissions to be the most eco-friendly state in America.

10) Alabama would develop its own film industry comparable to Hollywood and Mobile on the Gulf would be a celebrity town filled with stars of the rich and famous.

11) A population of 400,000 Liberal anarchist revolutionaries and feminists and hippies and vegans and Pride members from San Francisco, Philly, Greater Boston, Brooklyn New York, and Hollywood and Vegas would settle in a corner of Montgomery, Alabama and have nude outdoor acoustic guitar concerts.

Would Alabama residents be up for this NEW state of Alabama under the Governorship of Barney Frank?