Jokes to Make You Laugh?
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Hey, I am starting out as an Eighteen Year Old Male in the world of Comedy. A lot of my jokes are not funny so don’t flame as I think You’ll find every famous Comedian reuse their best jokes again and again. I am using Yahoo Answers as a testing platform and thus your honet opinions, contructive criticisms and critical changes would be very helpful.Often I can create ten awful jokes and one funny so please dont state horrible things like “you should never do stand-up) Thank You
“I’m a Lorry Driver by Day and a Sexual Deviant by Night! Does that make me a Gay man? No! It makes me a Lesbian!”
“I sent Lillies to a Living florest the other Day! No one turned up to her funeral”!
“I did a 20 mile sponsored run the other week and got seven miles when I found out the money wasn’t for me. So I did the other 13 miles in a Taxi and charged expenses!”
“My Grandfathers 67 and has started smoking Marijuana. I’ll be truthful the sex is wilder. I’ll also be honest with you God thinks it’s wrong,
sex between two men
“When I was Younger I was told if you cut a worm in half it would live! Ended up with two pets I didn’t want”!
These are all my own Jokes and this is my myspace address (it is not fully constructed) – http://www.myspace.com/bowlercomedy
6 Comments
hahahahahaha YOUR DA BEST MAN!!!
Where do you come up with this stuff lol!!
This guy is a genius!
not really. i suppose the one about the marathon was mildly humorous but the one about your grandpa was just gross.
get a day job
i liked the one about the worm it was simple witch made it funny and easier to get…the other ones i found were not that funny it may be funnier when you hear it on stage but just reading it…was not so funny….i did like the grandfather one a bit wrong but funny at the same time…i hope you go well in your indever to become a stand up comedian..all the luck for the future…
i liked the one about the run. but i didnt like the one about the grandfather cuz it is family. you should use like a name or say my friend bills brother has started to smoke marijuana . Ill be honest the sex is wilder. something like that
and i realy like the one about the worm. i liked that one. that was funny
Here’s the thing: You’re funny, but not extremely funny. I’m going to be brutally honest, so I hope you can take some constructive criticism. What you’re doing is pulling out all of these one-liners. Nobody can do one-liners anymore because the Kings of One-Liners have been declared (Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen, etc etc etc). What generally is used by stand-up comedians is short stories and anecdotes. Honestly, you can LIE and nobody will know. So take what you have as one-liners and incorporate them into stories. Imagine a 30 minute stand-up special you get on HBO or something. Could you do 30 minutes of one-liners? You have to tell stories to build up the punchline. It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re lying or you’re story doesn’t make sense. All that matters is that you get people laughing. Now some of these are pretty funny, but not very funny. I’d say your at Level Three, or Margaret Cho. You don’t want to be there. Level One is achieved by wanting to be a comedian, and Level Two is achieved by beta-testing your possible audience. So you’re testing, but not that funny. Take it up to Level 4, or Dane Cook Level. This will mean that your career will be fifteen minutes, no more, no less. If you want Bill Cosby or Robin Williams Levels (Levels 13 and 14, respectively), you have to just experience as much as possible. Go to a zoo, remember funny things and incorporate them into a joke/anecdote/story.
Good luck, kid. Keep it up and we might see you on HBO someday. Or Comedy Central if things don’t work out.