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baby_blu212 asked:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

now its ur turn make up some jokes and see if u can beat mine.. lolz


  1. I Use to be a Dinosaur says:

    There once was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many childern she didn’t know what to do. Then along came a spider and sat down beside her and said “I will eat your childern for you!” and she said “By God, I hope you do!”

    And he did.

  2. francesca. says:

    i dont belive that you made that up

  3. Aec J says:

    I like I used to be a dinosaurs

  4. cinderella says:

    a boy once brought his cat to school. wen the teacher asked y, the boy said ‘i heard my dad tell my mom that he would eat that pu*sy wen the kids went to school’

  5. bla bla says:

    Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours
    and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner.
    One says to the other, “Jeez, I’d really like to dance with that girl.”

    The other man replies,
    “Well go ahead and ask her, don’t be a chicken.”

    So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
    “Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?”

    Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says,
    “I’m sorry. Right now I’m concentrating on matrimony and I’d rather sit than dance.”

    So the man humbly
    returns to his friend.

    “So what did she say?” asks the friend.

    The drunk responded,
    “She said she’s constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants.”