When Ari Shaffir tries to covertly carry pot gummy bears through customs in Australia, he runs into some trouble. This Is Not Happening premieres Thursday, January 22 at 12:30am/11:30c. Watch…
The Amazing Racist – he no longer posts on his #youtube channel because
now he is a professional comic on #ComedyCentral – can you please rehire
Dave Chappel, so we can hear real funny drug stories, oh wait……….this
is getting funny. – http://www.DrudgeReport.TV
I’m from California and I’ve taken pot into so many countries. Never been
caught. I go all around the EU, Korea, Japan, and Mexico. I’ve had my bags
searched by the Koreans, but they leave all your food items alone. Which is
where I keep the weed.
Probably helps that I’m not black, latino or middle eastern.
I know that feeling! Reminds me of a few years ago I was growing magic
mushrooms in my dorm, and there was an illegal inspection by the RAs. They
got picture evidence and called in my roommate and interrogated him for two
hours. Then I got called in, but I had already made up a story that fit
what my roommate told them.
I was still pretty sure I was going to prison for at least a year for
felony production/distribution of a schedule 1, but instead the lady
interviewing me was super nice. I told my little story and she’s like “ok,
you’re good to go.” Was out of there in literally 5 minutes xD
I went to Australia, they thoroughly searched me and found “trace amounts
of cocaine” in my wallet. Trace amounts of anything, you are not legally
responsible, so I told them to fuck off. Then I asked my mom to mail me
weed to my girlfriends father’s apartment. I told her to put it in a
plastic bag and stick the bag into a shampoo bottle. I did not know if it
would work….. it all went great. The best bowl I ever smoked.
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What is the theme song
so good
Check out this video on YouTube:
Im confused is he still living in la or ny?
This was a really good one
The Amazing Racist – he no longer posts on his #youtube channel because
now he is a professional comic on #ComedyCentral – can you please rehire
Dave Chappel, so we can hear real funny drug stories, oh wait……….this
is getting funny. – http://www.DrudgeReport.TV
Ari’s special “Paid Regular” premiers on Comedy Central tonight! Watch it!
Fuck he has made a huge leap this year
there are the best stories on this show
amazing delivery, amazing story.
died at “look at all the black people”
good shit
damn ari is fucking funny!
That bartender at 2:19 looks very cute
This was fucking awesome!
I want more of this…
I bet his friend in the story was Joe Rogan.
I’m from California and I’ve taken pot into so many countries. Never been
caught. I go all around the EU, Korea, Japan, and Mexico. I’ve had my bags
searched by the Koreans, but they leave all your food items alone. Which is
where I keep the weed.
Probably helps that I’m not black, latino or middle eastern.
I know that feeling! Reminds me of a few years ago I was growing magic
mushrooms in my dorm, and there was an illegal inspection by the RAs. They
got picture evidence and called in my roommate and interrogated him for two
hours. Then I got called in, but I had already made up a story that fit
what my roommate told them.
I was still pretty sure I was going to prison for at least a year for
felony production/distribution of a schedule 1, but instead the lady
interviewing me was super nice. I told my little story and she’s like “ok,
you’re good to go.” Was out of there in literally 5 minutes xD
Ari’s drug stories are always 10/10
I went to Australia, they thoroughly searched me and found “trace amounts
of cocaine” in my wallet. Trace amounts of anything, you are not legally
responsible, so I told them to fuck off. Then I asked my mom to mail me
weed to my girlfriends father’s apartment. I told her to put it in a
plastic bag and stick the bag into a shampoo bottle. I did not know if it
would work….. it all went great. The best bowl I ever smoked.
Ari needs a weekly show immediately!!!!!
Lol very funny. He’s at a strip club doing stand up. Look at all the
finger prints on the stripper pole. Lol
Omg that customs guy deserves a big hug lol
The holocaust wasn’t real and is a way for liberals to persecute
Christians. Welcome to Obama’s world.
My boy! Way to go Ari!
Fucking love Ari! Great stories #skeptictank #paidregular #comedy